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Why You will Never see Alcohol the Same Again | Poem
‘Liquor, Lust and Love: Escapades of an Alcoholic’ I once knew a girl named Alize’… But I played her for her best friend Tanqueray Then I left them both for E&J But I wanted someone classy so I chose Chardonnay One night she told me she wanted a threesome So she invited in her friend Bacardi Rum Both of them were at my mercy, then to my delight In came Miss Limon followed by her girl Sprite I knew homeboy was going to be in for the night When I asked if this was it, she said, “No, not quite” So unbeknownst to me guess who walks on in? It…