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7 Signs you Watch too Much Porn
Ladies and Gents, I am sure there are moments in your life when you are single, there’s no one on the radar screen and you get these ‘urges’ so to speak. Ladies, there are some of you that don’t want to ‘just give it up’ to just anyone, especially if you just came out of a relationship or have been burned by someone recently–figuratively not literally of course,…I hope. You’re probably not even feeling sexy enough to entertain the thought of intercourse at the moment. As far as the Men, well you have your share of reasons. For one, yes, you are single and there’s no one on the radar…
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Why You will Never see Alcohol the Same Again | Poem
‘Liquor, Lust and Love: Escapades of an Alcoholic’ I once knew a girl named Alize’… But I played her for her best friend Tanqueray Then I left them both for E&J But I wanted someone classy so I chose Chardonnay One night she told me she wanted a threesome So she invited in her friend Bacardi Rum Both of them were at my mercy, then to my delight In came Miss Limon followed by her girl Sprite I knew homeboy was going to be in for the night When I asked if this was it, she said, “No, not quite” So unbeknownst to me guess who walks on in? It…
