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Escapades of a Nymphomaniac | Poem
A lot of dudes out here are true macks. They stick and move at will with the greatest of ease. Some are just sloppy and don’t care while there are some others that are just grimy and gutter and will bang anything that moves. Well in this poem we’ll find out what happens to this brother. I was messing with this chick named Lea On the side though I was dealing with her sister Tia None of them gave dome as well as their cousin Cia Doesn’t matter though because one of them gave me gonorrhea I went to the doctor to get myself fixed He told me to start…
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Questions all Women Want Men to Answer (Pt 3) | IYNTKJA
Welcome to the third installment of “Ladies, If You Need To Know Just Ask”. I previously did a part 1 (11 Awkward Questions Women ask Guys) and part 2 (10 Relationship Questions Women ask Men) , so check those out for your reading pleasure. Anyway, I was recently approached with some more questions presented to me from the fairer sex. I’m sure some, if not all of these questions may relate to many of you; or maybe a few of you readers were simply just as curious for answers yourself. Several of these questions I found rather thought provoking, and some others not so much. Either way, here goes this weeks list…
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7 Signs you Watch too Much Porn
Ladies and Gents, I am sure there are moments in your life when you are single, there’s no one on the radar screen and you get these ‘urges’ so to speak. Ladies, there are some of you that don’t want to ‘just give it up’ to just anyone, especially if you just came out of a relationship or have been burned by someone recently–figuratively not literally of course,…I hope. You’re probably not even feeling sexy enough to entertain the thought of intercourse at the moment. As far as the Men, well you have your share of reasons. For one, yes, you are single and there’s no one on the radar…
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Why You will Never see Alcohol the Same Again | Poem
‘Liquor, Lust and Love: Escapades of an Alcoholic’ I once knew a girl named Alize’… But I played her for her best friend Tanqueray Then I left them both for E&J But I wanted someone classy so I chose Chardonnay One night she told me she wanted a threesome So she invited in her friend Bacardi Rum Both of them were at my mercy, then to my delight In came Miss Limon followed by her girl Sprite I knew homeboy was going to be in for the night When I asked if this was it, she said, “No, not quite” So unbeknownst to me guess who walks on in? It…
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Playing Relationship Chess – Her Strategic Moves and my Toothbrush Rant
I’m not a conspiracy theorist. Really I’m not. Just because you can’t figure something out before the commercial break ends doesn’t mean that some clandestine organization headed by a shadowy figure with a raspy voice, a computer from the 80s and a cat that will clearly have intimacy issues with its next owner is responsible. But there really is no other logical explanation for how every single woman tests the boundaries of a new relationship in the exact same way. Without fail, every time I’m in a relationship that enters the sleepover without titles phase I wake up to the same sophistic paradox; a nonindigenous toothbrush belligerently positioned in my…
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And in Last Place Here Comes Mr. Nice Guy, Again. But Why?
Ladies have you ever been with a guy who does everything the ‘right way’ but you seem to tire of him quickly? Have you ever been with a guy who’s a pure gentlemen and damn near kisses the ground you walk on but still not enough? Ok well let’s peep the following scenario shall we? Cliff, a high school principal, is a handsome guy in his early 30’s. He makes good money, has no children and owns a dog. He is somewhere between a gold and platinum if you read the 1st article “All gold Everything: What Type of Man are you Dating?“. Deidre who is also in her early 30’s, is…
