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Why You will Never see Alcohol the Same Again | Poem
‘Liquor, Lust and Love: Escapades of an Alcoholic’ I once knew a girl named Alize’… But I played her for her best friend Tanqueray Then I left them both for E&J But I wanted someone classy so I chose Chardonnay One night she told me she wanted a threesome So she invited in her friend Bacardi Rum Both of them were at my mercy, then to my delight In came Miss Limon followed by her girl Sprite I knew homeboy was going to be in for the night When I asked if this was it, she said, “No, not quite” So unbeknownst to me guess who walks on in? It…
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Hollywood’s White Saviors and the Negro Damsels in Distress
Before I begin, I would like you to take a look at many of the movies and shows that have been filmed over the years and I ask you, “What do they have in common”? As a matter of fact, lets take a very brief look at a few right now. ‘Conrack’ Filmed: 1974 Starring: Jon Voight, Antonio Vargas, Madge Sinclair Pat Conroy (Voight), an educator, is assigned to Yamacraw Island located off the coast of South Carolina to teach African-American students who are extremely poor, very illiterate and know nothing outside of the world they live in. He teaches them not only basic academic skills but about the ‘American’…
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One Black Man’s Frustrations With American Life
Confessions of a Tired Black Soul I’m tired of taking steps forward… …and always being pushed back I’m tired of thinking there’s money but there’s always a lack I’m tired of seeing minorities falling behind in society I’m tired of seeing people get behind the wheel having no sobriety I’m tired… I’m tired of seeing memorials on streets in parts of the city I’m tired of soldiers dying with our president showing no pity I’m tired of little girls thinking their so damn grown I’m tired of people on the street with cups asking for a loan I’m tired… I’m tired of the fact that slavery really hasn’t ended I’m…
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Rants on Twerking, Interracial Relationships and Celebrity Foolishness
Over the past couple of weeks a lot of different things have come up in the news from issues with North Korea to Rick Ross losing his damn mind and rapping about drugging women and having sex with them. It got my wheels turning, so again I’ll be voicing my opinion on the aforementioned topics and more. 1. Iron Sheik is a funny Mo’Fo “Hulk Hogan is a blonde jabroni piece of sh**. If not for Sheiky there would be no Hulk Hogan” I was on you tube some years back and I was surfing around entertaining myself, and I came across a link and it said: “Iron Sheik explains why he doesn’t like…
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Men’s Fashions That Turn Women Off
Fellas/Gents if you will, we’ve all been there. We at one time or another have worn stuff that may have cost us a chance at a female. I’m sure we were even offenders with the fashion police, or we had our own “wanted” posters up. Ladies this is for you. You ever see a dude and say to yourself , “He’s cute, but why is he wearing that?! That brotha can’t dress”. Or maybe you have seen a dude while out with your girls and had a good laugh at his expense. Fellas if you’re the butt of jokes because of your outfit(s) or had weird blank stares when you…
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Women’s Fashions That Turn Men Off
“What is she wearing?” “She really came out wearing that?” “Where did she get that?” If these questions have floated around in your head, what she had on was definitely a turn off to you I’m sure. Now I’m no guru on what women should wear or what goes with what. Don’t get it twisted however, I know what I like to see women wearing and these 10 things are not it. I’m sure most of you can agree, so here goes. 1. UGGS that lean Now, I’m not a fan of UGGS in the first place. For one they are ugly. Two they are ugly, and three,… they are ugly. …
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How NOT to Reduce Stress in Your Life
An Inside View of a Tormented Soul As a 40 year old man I sit here analyzing my life. Why do I have four kids but never married a wife? I have bills coming out my rear and standing up to my neck I never get ahead with money, I just live check to check There’s an eviction notice on my door…I gotta be out soon That means another trip to mom’s house by the end of June I pay lots of child support, but I’m the one who needs support Maybe one of my little ones will grow up to play pro sports I got these two lines…
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WTF am I Listening to? 10 Dumbest Rap Songs Ever Made
Now, I’m sure many of you over the years have heard good music, music that was aiight, and songs that were, “Serious, he was really paid to make that”? Rap music has changed almost dramatically over the years as lyrics, content, and message have been replaced by buffoonery, nonsense, and silliness. Although some do have catchy hooks and beats, still you wonder, “what…is…this”?? Some artists as a whole have made a career out of solid tracks but have had a hiccup or two along the way. Despite this, they maintained their reputation because they knew too many hiccups could ruin them. So without any further ado, here’s my list for the dumbest…
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Guys Night out, Baby Mama Drama, Drugging Kids & Sports
You ever catch yourself thinking of random things? Well it just so happens that it happened to me recently and I figured I’d share them with you – our fellow OM readers. Here goes. 3… 2.. 1. Balance your friends and spouse This is for the ladies and gents. I’m not saying you should have to even choose because both play an integral part to you in your life. I do feel though it should be a healthy balance. You should have at least one Friday or Saturday out of the month to hang with your friends. I don’t condone dissing your spouse for your friends or the other way around.…
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“Your Wife’s a Snack” – Harmless Compliment or Glaring Disrespect?
“Hey Ted, who has the ugliest spouse…“, asks a Houston radio show host. The response was, “You know what,…I’ve got it”, Johnson said on CBS Houston when a caller asked him to identify the player with the least attractive wife. “And this is a big, big man. This guy had his way with the Texans this year. He won’t hear this…..Vince Wilfork”. Ted Johnson was a former line backer who played 10 years with the Patriots winning three titles in 2001, ’03, ’04 and appearing in another Superbowl in 1997. Well some way some how, to no surprise it got back to Wilfork who tweeted, “You’re barking up the wrong tree. I see and…
